My Prophet, My Führer

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References and Fürther Reading

  1. Aisha was 6 years old when engaged to 51 year old Muhammad. He had sexual intercourse with her when she was aged 9 and had not yet reached puberty. (read more)
  2. Qur'an 65:4 allows a man to marry a girl who hasn't reached puberty. (read more)
  3. Muhammad promised Muslim men 72 virgins in Heaven. (read more)
  4. Muhammad said that men in Islamic heaven will have the sexual strength of 100 men (Other fascinating numerical facts about Islam)
  5. Qur'an 78:33 mentions that virgins in Heaven will have big breasts. (read more)
  6. Qur'an 4:34 asks a man to beat his wife if he fears disobedience from her. (read more)
  7. Muhammad said, “The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."” (Bukhari Vol. 4, Book 56, #791). (more examples of hatred towards Jews and other non-Muslims: Antisemitism, Jihad and Dhimmitude)
  8. 900 Jews of the Banu Qurayza tribe were beheaded on the orders of Muhammad (read more)
  9. Some people were turned into apes and pigs as a punishment (Qur'an 5:60)
  10. According to Qur'an 4:11, a woman inherits only half of what a man inherits. (see Top 10 Controversial Verses in the Qur'an)
  11. Umm Qirfa, an old arab woman was the leader of a pagan tribe. Her tribe was overpowered by a raid sent by Muhammad. She was tied between two camels and they were driven apart in opposite directions. Later Muhammad, the prophet of Islam ordered her decapitated head to be paraded through the streets of Medina. (read more)
  12. According to Qur'an 5:38, the hands of a thief must be cut off (read more)
  13. Muhammad said that if anyone wipes himself with pebbles after answering the call of nature, he must use an odd number of stones (Sahih Muslim 2:458). (other funny hadiths)
  14. Qur'an 4:24 allows men to have sex with female prisoners of war. Multiple hadith record incidents where Muhammad’s men (with his full knowledge) raped captive women. (see Rape)
  15. Qur'anic verses regarding stoning and suckling adult men were written on a piece of paper. The paper was eaten by a goat and the verses lost. (see Adult Suckling and other funny hadiths)
  16. Muhammad ordered Muslims to kill anyone who left Islam. (read more)
  17. Hitler praised Islam wishing he was a Muslim so they would have been tougher against their victims. (more Quotations and Islamic Nazism)

You see, it's been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn't we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the Fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion too would have been more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?
Hitler: Inside the Third Reich: Memoirs, pg. 115